As I wait for my bloated stomach - thanks to a salt overdose from M&S’s salt & black pepper cashews (and walkers sensations. Which I will not mention out loud as it didn’t really happen. That’s right tummy) - to deflate, I couldn’t help but pull the most clichéd line from Sex & the Citywonder, will my tummy deflate in time for me to fit into my Herve Leger-esque body-hugging, Christopher Kane/Alexander Wang see-through, Sass & Bide LBD for a night out @ Whiskey Mist? (I can keep on namedropping. Just try me. And if you’re asking if this dress even exists, the answer is yes. HA!)
More importantly, should there be background music to my blog? And will you care if my font is Apple Gothic, Arial Narrow, Verdana, or, dare I say it, Times New Roman? Only time will tell my friends, only time shall tell..
