As I wait for my bloated stomach - thanks to a salt overdose from M&S’s salt & black pepper cashews (and walkers sensations. Which I will not mention out loud as it didn’t really happen. That’s right tummy) - to deflate, I couldn’t help but pull the most clichéd line from Sex & the Citywonder, will my tummy deflate in time for me to fit into my Herve Leger-esque body-hugging, Christopher Kane/Alexander Wang see-through, Sass & Bide LBD for a night out @ Whiskey Mist? (I can keep on namedropping. Just try me. And if you’re asking if this dress even exists, the answer is yes. HA!)
More importantly, should there be background music to my blog? And will you care if my font is Apple Gothic, Arial Narrow, Verdana, or, dare I say it, Times New Roman? Only time will tell my friends, only time shall tell..
Waffers is re-reading this to you like she would re-read passages to her favorite author:
ReplyDelete(I can keep on namedropping. Just try me. And if you’re asking if this dress even exists, the answer is yes. HA!)
More importantly, should there be background music to my blog? And will you care if my font is Apple Gothic, Arial Narrow, Verdana, or, dare I say it, Times New Roman?
perfection - answers. i want background music because you have great taste, maybe you can have a certain song for each post, hmm spotify link? and i care about quality writing so you can use any font you want!
great post
You are such a name dropper!
ReplyDeleteI am not going to lie to you but every woman has this battle in her head on whether their bloated bellies will go down for that super hot outfit.
Unfortunately i am a victim to this where i deprive myself of water for a day or any liquids so that my body is super dehydrated but looking HOT in that bandaged dress!
thank you for the support.
ReplyDeleteJungle. Wait. Jungle? Really? Of all the names on google, you came up with jungle?? I'm sorry I can't respond to a person with that as their profile name. thank you very much