Ok. So im ready to start my new blog. This is it! Woah. Ok.. not so bad.. looking around the corners of the screen.. hmm… not as scary as it looks. Except for that creepy little message they send you at the beginning: ‘if you choose this blog name, YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH THIS FOREVER.” (cue in thunder, lightening bolt and to be on the dramatic side, throw in a little Jaws theme tune).
So my question to you is, Mr. website blog creator machine person, is, are you teasing me? Are you telling me my blog name is not..(gasp) good enough? Well, so what if I originally thought ‘Fantabulous Fashionista & the City’ was a fantastic name? And so what if you Phhh’ed ‘Luma the Great’? or that ‘crocs rock’ may have beaten GARANCE’s hits within 3 days?? (Not to worry Garance, I would not dare take away your fan base just like that. I’ll just have to figure out how to do that some other way…hmmm, maybe if I chose the second one…)
Ok I think I may have written too much already. And insulted way too many. The one person reading this is probably bored and has no clue what this is about (sorry Mom – actually no, I’m lying, my mom cant use a computer to save her life. Shout out to WAFERS though). So if my mathematics memory serves me correctly, I will have -1 readers by the end of today. Not bad for a beginner no?
I think this is a good time to ‘cue in image’: